michellin man

i hate that bloated bastard.

i think the pillsbury doughboy could kick his ass in a cagefight.

i think this photo was taken was taken by the pufferazzi outside of mr.chow's. i believe they were dating at the time.

digg

i recently crumbled and purchased a sigg aluminum water bottle. it wasn't the first aluminum bottle i ever owned, but it is the most expensive. $25 for a water bottle. and it'snot as if i am going to save that money by not buying bottled water, because i am not DUMB enough to buy bottled water. i do like to take water with me but i really don't need a $25 bottle to take it in.

it keeps water cold and i guess that is what it is supposed to do. but my cheapo bottles work just as well. plus i wouldn't cry if i lost a $1 bottle.

if the phones not ringing, it's me not calling...

my husband and i have a friend who is an evil cocaine addict. one or the other of stays pissed off at him and the other one ends up taking up for them. he always has a friend in someone at our house.

guess what?

we're both pissed at him at the same time. so he has no one to take up for him. his name is taboo in our house. mud, baby, mud.

he has no idea what he is missing. he has no one to care for him now. he has elderly parents, a distant brother and no options for a significant other.

his loss. thanks, dave chappelle. cocaine isa hell of a drug!

making memories and carving jacks

tonight we are going visit the kids.we are caving a pumpkin as a family project. i am bringing a caramel apple cake i made- i will post directions if it is edible- and we are picking up a few pizzas from the gas station.

i want itchy and scratchy to have good childhood memories, not the fuzzed flashes of psychoticism i retain. i want everything to be good when they look back on their younger days.

they will have pictures and trinkets to help recall the memories, and relatives who scrapbook, while all i got was a wad of stuck together clump of gummy polaroids.

so tonight i am making a carved jack-o-lantern. then i am having pizza ad cake with my grandbabies. and no one will scream and fight, no patrol cars will dispatched, and nothing precious will be smashed to bits o the pavement. it will calm and good.

or i'm killing somebody! don't fuck with granny!

off to a bad start...

i am sick, so i am having to sleep constantly (at least 20 hours a day). hopefully this is not the swineflu- H1N1.

i will be back soon! don't forget me!

ciao for now!

hello!

hi! i'm new here. thought i would introduce myself!

my name is lee. i live in mississippi. i am an aries and a bitch. i like cursing, reading and gardening. i don't work outside the home because i have severe arthritis.

my husband is bobo. he is an aries also and he likes nascar. he works at an auto service center.

my dog's name is jack. he is a jack russell terrier. he likes pooping in the house and playing with his plastic bone.

my son is root. he works at an auto service center also. he likes motorcycles, cooking and napping.

his fiancee is chicky. she works at a hospital. she likes bitching, eating and napping. they are getting married on october 9. only one week away!

she has two children: itchy is a 6 year-old girl and scratchy is a 5 year-old boy. i love both of them dearly. they love me too, probably because i have candy!

i spend a lot of my time on the internet, looking for coupons and researching obscure facts. i am just a fountain of useless knowledge. i like coupons, because every dollar i can save is a dollar in my pocket. i am an old school frugalista!

we are victims of the housing crisis, as well being arthritis's bitch. we used to have a big 2-story house. when i got arthritis, i had to quit work and now i only get a portion of my previous salary. we moved because we couldn't afford the mortgage. plus i couldn't go up and down the stairs. i was showering at a friend's house because there wasn't a bathtub or shower downstairs. so we left.

after spending a horrible 8 months in a rat-infested shit shack on the highway, we found a very S-W-E-E-T house. now i have a 1-story, 3 bedroom, 2 bath brick house with a jacuzzi and a fireplace, on 2 acres with a pond, for less than my previous house note. it is currently lease-to-purchase, but when i win the lottery, i will pay it off. yeah, i am going to win the lottery. i just don't know when, soon i hope.

it gets boring out in the sticks. but it's quiet and there is not a lot of traffic or crime.

please visit me! i plan on updating frequently.

well, it's bedtime. sweet dreams to me!